Training

I must report that my attempts to train humans and felines in this household for proper respect and deportment are failing miserably. I am most disgusted.

It should be noted that it is NOT appropriate to:

• sniff someone when they are sound asleep
• pat someone's posterior when they are looking the other way
• eat someone's special gourmet kibble since it is all that agrees with a sensitive digestion
• in general, annoy, provoke and laugh at said-provoked personage.

My claws are manicured. I am well-rested since I have found a warm and underutilized space to sleep.

You have been warned!!

Perturbedly,

Her Grace
Polgara
The Duches who outranks everyone