I must report that my attempts to train humans and felines in this household for proper respect and deportment are failing miserably. I am most disgusted.
It should be noted that it is NOT appropriate to:
- sniff someone when they are sound asleep
- pat someone's posterior when they are looking the other way
- eat someone's special gourmet kibble since it is all that agrees with a sensitive digestion
- in general, annoy, provoke and laugh at said-provoked personage.
You have been warned!!
The Duches who outranks everyone