I regret that I have not been able to keep you updated on my latest mews. I have been less than ambitious due to the unending ache in my joints. Sir Arthuritis seems to visit more and more frequently and I am at his beck and call.
However, my staff have found ways to provide acceptable food and drink. I am the sole feline allowed Greenies. Of this I greatly approve.
Of the rest, those felines of whom I will not speak, I continue to have no comment.